Today:

Under skin rubbed MICROWAVED turkey breast
Red Cabbage
Brussels Sprouts
Mashed Rutabaga
Veggie Tray

Leftover puffed pastry fish / shrimp tray / potato pancakes.

And, I too am well on my way with adult beverages.

ETA: Oh yeah, we made some chocolate chip cookies last night for Santa. That mofo reportedly (ala wifey) left crumbs all over the place.