you didn't help yourself when you passed gas coming in the window
When you are my age these things happen...

your pasty white, wrinkled & pimply arse w/ a "Vixen was here" tat
Dangit Irish, Mrs. Claus reads these posts you know! I don’t have a great comeback for this one so I will just fall back on the standard: That wasn’t me, that was your mom!

Ho Ho Ho!
S. Claus