Irish79! Quit messing around and come talk to Santa

[mail man]

Well it is about flipping time! I knew I should have sent the package old school reindeer style. Glad it finally made it to your door, next year I'm just going to send an empty bottle with instructions oh how to make your own!

I hope those punks at the post office enjoyed their Christmas, smoking Irish's sticks and drinking his bourbon - grrr.Merry err... Happy Easter!
S. Claus

I didn't do it, I swear.