Irish79! Quit messing around and come talk to Santa

[Irish79]

Santa,

Thank you for great bottle of bourbon that I received over the weekend. I'm looking forward to imbibing tomorrow night with one of the great sticks that you sent me.

Just a note that while this exchange took a little while to complete due to some bad luck with shipping, communication was kept up throughout the entire process and everything worked out in the end. Santa was willing to expedite packages, but I was okay with waiting until we knew what happened so that he did not have to incur additional shipping charges. One package was destroyed by the post office and a second package completely disappeared, but other three packages arrived to complete my 2009 Christmas. Thank you Santa! I'm already looking forward to SS 2010.

[Secret Santa]

Well it is about flipping time! I knew I should have sent the package old school reindeer style. Glad it finally made it to your door, next year I'm just going to send an empty bottle with instructions oh how to make your own!

I hope those punks at the post office enjoyed their Christmas, smoking Irish's sticks and drinking his bourbon - grrr.

Merry err... Happy Easter!
S. Claus

[mail man]

Well it is about flipping time! I knew I should have sent the package old school reindeer style. Glad it finally made it to your door, next year I'm just going to send an empty bottle with instructions oh how to make your own!

I hope those punks at the post office enjoyed their Christmas, smoking Irish's sticks and drinking his bourbon - grrr.Merry err... Happy Easter!
S. Claus

I didn't do it, I swear.