crashed through the arctic ice to find...
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a colony of depraved eskimo chicks. They took it upon themselves to trade the girls curly fries and chili in echange for...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Peddling Evil Since 1971
snakes on the mother fucking plane. How could this...
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
sittin' in the back room
all be the result of a slutty wife and a mis-firing flintlock pistol? The eskimo chicks suddenly...
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teasingly took off the 15th layer of parka, leaving 14 more to go. The sailors drooled, and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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The sailor's faces showed their true colors. Realizing how his crew were depraved fetishists the captain called sir mortimer to....
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
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service every crew memeber's gun, personally. This led to...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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