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    crashed through the arctic ice to find...

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    a colony of depraved eskimo chicks. They took it upon themselves to trade the girls curly fries and chili in echange for...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    snakes on the mother fucking plane. How could this...
    Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice

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    all be the result of a slutty wife and a mis-firing flintlock pistol? The eskimo chicks suddenly...

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    teasingly took off the 15th layer of parka, leaving 14 more to go. The sailors drooled, and...
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    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Creamed in their jeans...

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    The sailor's faces showed their true colors. Realizing how his crew were depraved fetishists the captain called sir mortimer to....
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    service every crew memeber's gun, personally. This led to...
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    Together we burn, together we burn away

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