all be the result of a slutty wife and a mis-firing flintlock pistol? The eskimo chicks suddenly...
sittin' in the back room
all be the result of a slutty wife and a mis-firing flintlock pistol? The eskimo chicks suddenly...
hecho a mano matón
teasingly took off the 15th layer of parka, leaving 14 more to go. The sailors drooled, and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Back Again
Senior Member
The sailor's faces showed their true colors. Realizing how his crew were depraved fetishists the captain called sir mortimer to....
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
hecho a mano matón
service every crew memeber's gun, personally. This led to...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
It's Madness I tell you!
A massive colonization of a rare strain of the clap. The cure for this was excruciating and included...
Just another day at the office!
Peddling Evil Since 1971
a rare ointment made of truffle oil and wasp spray which stung the tips of their...
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
BOHICA
Bookmarks