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for cigar info, good convo and some
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if you cross the line it’ll take no time
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O’ cigarsmokers dot com is as alive
as it can be. Our members stay and the
asshats go away so its safe for you
and me.

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and fun still abounds
and very few have gone away.
Down thru the threads,
With a stogie in my hand,
reading here and there
all the thoughts we share,
of hondurans and Dominicans.
We talk of construction, flavor and burn
in a language each must learn.


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To new members we type,
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